Random Spanish you will actually use

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  This is a Spanish-learning blog. (Though not often updated)

  Not a place to find someone to get laid.

Ever wonder what Fernando Fiore is screaming at you when you watch a very intense and lively soccer game on Univision? Well, now you won’t have to.

No one can deny that when it comes to football/soccer, the Hispanic countries are always well represented by their teams or their players. Understanding fútbol is just as important as understanding other cultural concepts. So here is some fútbol terminology for you to learn.

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• Question: Tal vez deberías tener más cuidado con los acentos y los signos de interrogación que abren. ¡Es una característica de nuestro idioma! También deberías buscar la manera más "neutra" de decir las cosas. Por ejemplo, yo no sabía que en El Salvador se dice "la hospital", o quizás fue un error de captura. De cualquier forma, ¡esto es una gran idea, felicidades! - Anonymous
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  ¡Ahorita arreglo eso! Soy salvadoreña pero he vivido en los Estados Unidos desde los tres años. Se que mi ortografía no es lo mejor >.<” No, se dice “el hospital.” Creo que fue un error tipográfico de mi parte (mi tablero no le gusta escribir en español y corrige todo automáticamente). ¡Gracias por decirme!

• Question: So, you are a native speaker...? - tropiezonoescaida-deactivated20
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  Yes, yes I am :). I’m from El Salvador.

Assuming you do have some background in learning Spanish, picking up the vocabulary shouldn’t be too hard. Here are some of the most used phrases commonly found in the riveting and oh so dramatic telenovelas that we love so much.If you have something else to add, don’t be afraid to message!

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As a fluent Spanish speaker who has suffered through the horrors of introductory Spanish, I have decided that the Spanish you have been taught at school is…well…rubbish. Learning about beach vacations and the environment will obviously get you further in your conversations with your Hispanic friend. Because nobody wants to know what is going on in a Telenovela or the necessary vocabulary you need to watch an exciting game of fútbol or even how to pick up a few chic@s. So in this blog I shall post the Spanish you will need. Remember, submissions are welcome as well!